Post by Linda on Feb 21, 2006 16:20:57 GMT
War, War! Namechange to Beer leads to War!
Today, on the server of our holy and glorious DP. A Bindwar erupted. Which started right after Jin renamed himself to Beer, and provoked us into battle between his Beer minions and My new holy Tea Cause!
It now seems providential that Fate, should have allowed this to unfold. However i swear to you my friends. We MUST crush this vermin! We must wipe the Beer of the face of our server.
DP will either be free of Beer or there will be no more Tea!
Therefore i call forth upon all of you to oblige to this holy calling!
Listen to your heart and you shallt not bow down to the Beerhordes...!
For we know precisely what Tea means to us. It gives us health and warmth. Whereas Beer gives us bad breath, a fat belly. And worst of all... Sweaty bodies!
Many of us have great faith in the soothing and restoring powers of a nice cup of tea... It's as if it regenrates us, doesn't it? Admit it!
For centuries, tea has been a cultural habit... even in my stupid country! We must stand together, willing to sacrifice against our enemies.
But tea, and green tea in particular, is the heritage of this world... this is very much true, and you all know it!
Will you be with us? Will you stand together!?
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Today, on the server of our holy and glorious DP. A Bindwar erupted. Which started right after Jin renamed himself to Beer, and provoked us into battle between his Beer minions and My new holy Tea Cause!
It now seems providential that Fate, should have allowed this to unfold. However i swear to you my friends. We MUST crush this vermin! We must wipe the Beer of the face of our server.
DP will either be free of Beer or there will be no more Tea!
Therefore i call forth upon all of you to oblige to this holy calling!
Listen to your heart and you shallt not bow down to the Beerhordes...!
For we know precisely what Tea means to us. It gives us health and warmth. Whereas Beer gives us bad breath, a fat belly. And worst of all... Sweaty bodies!
Many of us have great faith in the soothing and restoring powers of a nice cup of tea... It's as if it regenrates us, doesn't it? Admit it!
For centuries, tea has been a cultural habit... even in my stupid country! We must stand together, willing to sacrifice against our enemies.
But tea, and green tea in particular, is the heritage of this world... this is very much true, and you all know it!
Will you be with us? Will you stand together!?
The Tea Empire
Right now The command is as follows.
Leader: Linda.
Second in Command: Not yet.
Minister of Propoganda: XeoN.
Minister of Foreign affairs: Not yet.
Members: Sign up now!
News:
News from the front:
Now please sign up!!!