Hahaha. Kick that Barbie's ass!
Very nice thread!
And lol Sarp xD That's fodder zombie's sounds everywhere in the game lol
Ok here's what happened to me... and others, including you, today.
A day in the Life Of an Assassin's Boobs, waiting to be milked by a new hot MemberWell, looks like it finally happened. For years now we've been speculating the arrival of a new member to our loyal trio: Myself, Method and Terenigma. Today he finally arrived... To my surprise I realised it wasn't Amit, but Ghost! We had always hoped our long lost friend Amit wuld return to the party, but it looks like some fresh meat had to escape the grinder...
I can't say I enjoyed the way it happened though. Warriv was commenting about the size of my boobs, just while I was inspecting my traps and practising some roundhouse kicks, feminine assassin style, when he suddenly said: 'Hey who's that?'
Well, right away I realised it was our newest member, just as Meth and Ter had told me about several days before... though I was in denial.
It didn't really sink in at first, so I stabbed Warriv with my claws. And while Akara screamed and had to revive Warriv, I saw this Ghost guy. And he's a frigging NECROMANCER! Oh ear me! Pale man ahead... Ooooooooooooooh. What's a girl to do? Well as it turns out... he 's HOT. He's CUTE. And he's catching on really quick. Though he makes many silly mistakes. Like with his map (haha), he doesn't really get it. When we say"Press tab!!! You can see us!!! Well... we just have to keep saying it. This guy has a real short term memory
And he doesn't really understand the riches of the world yet...
However, in the Den of Evil we all spotted talent right away! + he's easy going and seems to be loyal and willing to learn from our incredible experience. I showed him my traps and my martial arts as I slew thousands of monsters. Meth showed him to properly use magic and potions and he also killed thousands. And oh dear... he was so cute with Ter and the animals. He loved Ter's metamorphosis into a bear! (so do I though
). And we were playing around with wolfie and the ravens! Later during a picknick wolfy already sat besides him! And Ghost then made a joke and summoned some skeletons... but Wolfie didn't much like that. I could see why, because I didn't like that either. I can tolerate them in battle, but not during my lunch! haha!
But yeah, I got impatient a couple of times... and when we finally got to Andariel, I began planting traps everywhere, roundhouse kicking stupig black demons, killing them by the millions. Then I made a TP TWICE! And I kept saying: Come here!
But Ter was like... Dude tele to us. So I said: NO COME ON?! THAT'S LIKE... USELESS?!?! So then I decided to wait even longer! But as I kept looking at that stupid door.... the door that lead to Andariels room... I couldn't resist. It was as if a part of me was just forcing me. I didn't even consciously do this. I just went ahead and killed everything inside. And then Andy came...
Andariel isn't particularly strong. I've rarely seen someone die against her, but this time was ridiculous. I was wiping the floor with her. And then a part o me realised I couldn't kill her without Ghost having seen her. SO I felt kind of guilty and went a room back. At that right moment, Ter, Meth and Ghost came in. So then we all went to Andy, and I killed her with 2 traps... Since she was already almost dead. Sigh... I felt a bit ashamed, but too proud to admit I had been an ass. So Ter started scolding me etc. But Ghost didn't really seem to mind! This guy is SO easy going, it's insane!
And that's when I traveled east... and I... well... that's something for another time *giggles* teehee